YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
current mood: the bartender from soul eater
On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
how can you call yourself a man if you cannot do this simple task
I AM WITH YOU MY BROTHERS!
guys
do you know what today is
today is june 19
june 19
let’s all celebrate and get creative
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
oh my god is that man wearing crocs
Spooky…
What if you went to this place at night and somewhere among the sea of red boxes a telephone started to ring?
Pick it up. It’s for you.
And on the other line : “Are you my mummy?”
As you drop the phone in horror, you start running, and running.
And then you see it. Standing starkly against the rusted red phone boxes there is a single blue box.
L̮̥̩͚̙̞̝̺̻̅̓͊̌̓̓Ȩ̸͙̦͇̦̜̬̊͋̃͂̌͌̑̚T̗͖̙͂̓ͣͭ̌’̴̡̩̹ͥ̀͒S̴̷̟̰̜̘͍̱̝̼̏ͫ̄̈͊̓ͦ̇͡ ̡̩̺̲͓͓̋̏G̨̛̹̫̮̻͎̺̦̯ͦ̐ͨ̃̂ͯ͢E̥͕̣̞̜͂͋ͥ͐ͣ̓̿̽ͅTͧ͆ͦ̀̄ͣͮ́͏͏̯̣̣̭̣̟͇̟ ̫͆ͧ̂ͭ̀C̨̳̦͍̞ͤ̔ͬͯ̔̆̒̚R̨̧̦̥̈́̊̂Ḛ̙̝̟͈͌̇Ȧ̡̝̟̜̔̒͂͂̃̇͢Ṯ̶̸̛̳̩̣̣͚͙̿̎ͫ͌̃ͬ͊͋I͈̟̺͌͒ͧ͋̔̑̇ͥ͢͝͡V̙̜̟̜̎ͧ͗̒ͥͭ̾͡ͅE͙͖̍̎̃̚͘
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
Birds reacting to dubstep is my new favourite internet thing.
